Steven Wright:  “I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.”

Henny Youngman: “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”

It’s been over two months since I last posted something on the Blog, and although you may have been happy with that, it hasn’t been that great for me. All these thoughts have accumulated inside my skull, and with no outlet via the Blog, it feels like a bad sinus headache. So I’m back, and if you want to carry that last analogy a little farther, you can think of this as a big sneeze splattered all across your screen. Continue reading ‘Have You Ever Wondered About Our Nicknames?’ »